So the ordeal is officially over. We took possession of our new home Saturday morning after a walk-through inspection with our tenants. Fortunately it doesn't appear that they trashed the place or wrote any disparaging things in blood on the walls.
We won't move in until the weekend, so the place is empty and unoccupied this week. Seems a shame to waste this opportunity. Perhaps we should host a rave before we move in? (I also considered asking the hookers on 6th street if they needed a place to take their johns, but Kelly advised against it.)