Well, I feel like the Bay Area is suffering similar problems with A's star pitcher Bartolo Colon.
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At 40 years old, Colon is no newcomer to baseball. And he's certainly made news in the past (the former Cy Young winner was suspended for 50 games after failing a drug test last summer). But Colon has bounced back and is suddenly the Athletics' hottest player and only All-Star.
That means his name is appearing in more headlines these days, creating some Ed Jew-style confusion.
CUBS STOP COLON'S STREAK
COLON HELPS A'S REMAIN UNBEATEN AGAINST PIRATES
[hey, whatever it takes]
BALFOUR CANDIDATE TO REPLACE COLON AS ALL-STAR
COLON SHARP IN A'S 3-1 LOSS TO CUBS
A'S TRUMP CARDS! GREAT TO HAVE AN EFFICIENT COLON
[OK, now they're just messing with us]