I was thinking: Why aren't there more baby products for parents from the hip-hop generation?
As a rap-music fan who has to slather a lot of balm on babies' bottoms, I would totally use:
BALM-ASS cream (tm).
Let's make this happen, Procter & Gamble.
UPDATE: So apparently some people didn't understand this post.
It's supposed to be a play on bombass.
Fine, forget the whole thing.