"San Francisco?" said a man on 59th Street. "Wha?" (His tone when uttering "San Francisco" suggested it had no right to exist as either a municipality or baseball team.)
Sometimes I don't really want to deal with people. So I found something that lets me camouflage myself while still supporting my team: a New York Giants cap.
Courtesy of the Lids.com site, this is a replica hat from before the team moved to San Francisco in 1957 (they used to play at the Polo Grounds in Manhattan).
You almost have to do a double-take before you realize it's not a regular Giants cap. The risk, of course, is that New Yorkers will think I'm wearing one of those creatively colored Mets or Yankees hats. This CANNOT happen.