Monday, September 12, 2011

More Musings From the Kids' Section of the Library

Lying on the table next to "Daddy's Roommate" was a "Kobe Bryant" biography for kids.


I was thinking, "Uh-oh, I'm going to have to explain a lot of delicate concepts today — for instance, sexual assault."

For better or worse, there's no mention of that in the book.

The author does do a bit of a fake-out, though, perhaps just to screw with nervous parents. One paragraph starts out: "Kobe has made news off the court too..."

And then it talks about the birth of his children.

[whew]

I wonder if they have a kids' biography of Gary Busey.