I walk past this restaurant at 7th and Market every day on the way from the subway. So far, I've resisted the urge to poke fun at the name.
But now that we know it's located in the foothills of Prostitute Mountain, I wonder if the Ho King is missing out on a marketing opportunity. After all, I've seen quite a few "ho kings" (also known as "pimps") near that intersection.
How about replacing that drab awning with something like this?
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