You have to admire this liquor store in the Inner Richmond, which is called "Drink Liquor."
I wish more neighborhood establishments were this direct with their names. For instance, our corner store should really be called "Pay $1.50 for a Snickers."
The Shell gas station could be renamed "Subsidize Foreign Dictators." And the main branch of the library would be "Homeless? Come Look at Porn on Our Computers."