I've always been a little confused by fortune-teller signs that promise to reveal the "past, present and future." I've pretty much got a handle on the past and present parts already, thanks.
But this fortune teller near my office takes it a step further by promising to discuss the "pass."
I'll tell you one thing: Brett Favre could have used some pass guidance before he threw that season-ending interception last week. He should have gone to Crystal Reader!