Kelly recently started getting a catalog called "Touch of Class."
I find the name a bit mysterious, since I searched through the entire catalog and was unable to locate the titular "class." Maybe they mean "touch of" as in "trace amounts"?
I did find this Young Love Shelf Sitter Sculpture:
An awesome optical-illusion curtain:
And "Daddy's Baby" (too late for Father's Day, alas):
I haven't been this confused by a catalog since I started receiving "International Male."
Sadly, I was only on their mailing list briefly. I didn't even have time to figure out what function I could wear this to.
The office picnic?