Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Touch Me

Kelly recently started getting a catalog called "Touch of Class."

I find the name a bit mysterious, since I searched through the entire catalog and was unable to locate the titular "class." Maybe they mean "touch of" as in "trace amounts"?

I did find this Young Love Shelf Sitter Sculpture:

An awesome optical-illusion curtain:

And "Daddy's Baby" (too late for Father's Day, alas):

I haven't been this confused by a catalog since I started receiving "International Male."

Sadly, I was only on their mailing list briefly. I didn't even have time to figure out what function I could wear this to.

The office picnic?