Tuesday, July 21, 2009

This Explains My Lack of Wisdom

I got into an argument with my dentist about whether I've had my wisdom teeth removed.

He claimed that I must have had them out. But I'm pretty sure I never did, and I feel like I would remember. I mean, it's painful, right?

Finally, he said something like, "Fine, maybe they never came in" (and then under his breath: "craaazy").

Then it hit me, maybe they were harvested!

I brought my concerns to Kelly, and she asked if I remember waking up in a bathtub filled with ice, and seeing "Call 911" written on the bathroom mirror.

I don't remember that happening. But maybe that's just more evidence that it did happen!

Hopefully someone at least used my wisdom teeth for something nice — like a cane fashioned out of human ivory.