Thursday, June 25, 2009

Missed Opportunity

Most of you have probably seen this story: South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford disappeared for a long weekend. Today it turned out he was in Argentina, having an extra-marital affair.

I won't pass judgment on Sanford, but I will say that this whole scandal could have been easily avoided.

Hello, the man works in Columbia, South Carolina. He SHOULD have had an affair with a woman in Bogota.

That way, if anyone called to see where he he was, he could have honestly said, "What? I'm in Colombia."

Problem solved!

Next question, please.