Kelly had sinus surgery today. Everything seemed to go well, though she's still recovering. After admonishing her not to lift heavy weights or do rigorous exercise, the doctor said Kelly also isn't allowed to do any "exaggerated facial expressions" for at least a week.
What? This is terrible. A certain member of our household is obsessed with exaggerated facial expressions!
With Kelly out of the exaggerated-facial-expression game, he's going to think something has gone very wrong.