Saturday, May 30, 2009

Urban Etiquette

When I jog down Folsom Street, I always seem to pass these drug dealers who hang out on a certain corner.

They look like bad dudes, so I feel like I should make some friendly gesture. Just to ensure they don't, you know, kill me.

I've had a strong urge to start yelling out, "The Roc Boys in the building tonight. HEY!" as I run past.

That'd be cool, right...I mean, who doesn't like Jay-Z?

Unless maybe:
(a) They're trying to be incognito
(b) It would be awkward since technically they're not in a building
(c) I should pick a more up-to-date lyric?

I'm so bad at these things!