While walking through the neighborhood recently, I came across this flier offering free tattoos.
Is this a common thing? I didn't realize the tattoo industry had adopted the free-sample business model. They realize that tattoos last forever, right?
Actually, this might be a trap.
Will they give a you a tattoo of "Mo" and then you make you pay for the last "M"?
Or you'll have to pay if you don't want your Smurf tattoo to have a subtle Hitler mustache?
Or maybe they'll just give you whatever that terrifying drawing in the flier is (Medusa with jumper cables?) and you'll have to pay to have it removed.