Now that they're releasing a biopic on the inventor of the intermittent windshield wiper (played by Greg Kinnear), you have to wonder: Where's the freakin' biopic on the guy who invented Botts' dots?
I have to say, as a former teenage driver in California, Botts' dots saved my life on many occasions.
Intermittent windshield wipers, on the other hand, are a small convenience.
Hello, Hollywood, are you hearing me? I'm willing to write the script.