It looks like Lindsay Lohan is getting ready to marry her girlfriend Samantha Ronson. [Should I know who that is? -Guest Editor Friedrich Nietzsche.]
This gets me thinking: Now that gay marriage is legal in California, maybe we need to set some new ground rules. For instance, you shouldn't have a gay marriage if you were ostensibly straight a couple weeks ago. There should be a six-month cooling-off period.
This would apply in the other direction as well. For instance, Ellen Degeneres' former girlfriends couldn't rush off and marry men immediately. They'd have to wait six months first.
Unless you've been married to Liza Minelli or Michael Jackson, then you can just get a pass. [Clay Aiken too. LOL. -F.N.]