After the birthing class, we went to a baby store called Citikids.
I had to admire this product, which is apparently for flatulent babies. You don't often see "stink lines" on consumer-product packaging:
This doll is supposed to help you tell how heavy your baby seat will be when the kid is inside it. I like the T-shirt, but the doll was kind of filthy and what's with the duct tape? If I want to see a dirty kid with no pants and a duct-taped crotch, I'll stick to the Folsom Street Fair, thank you:
This next product had the following label:
I guess we can debate the "lovable" part, but I don't find this dragon particularly "lifelike":
I mean, duh. Dragons are red and they sound like Sean Connery.