Just got back from a houseboating trip to Lake Mead (near Las Vegas).
The night before we embarked, we stayed at the Paris hotel on the Vegas strip. Kelly and I were playing a little video poker and I won two dollars. A cocktail waitress delivered me a drink and said, "Congratulations!" I was like, "Thanks, I'm pretty excited about it," as I thought of all the things I would do with the two dollars.
Turns out she was talking about the baby.