Today we went to "Babies 'R' Us," an alternate universe where all the women are pregnant.
This is apparently for parents who don't expect their child to get past "E" in the alphabet.
It's evidently very important to hear your baby in high-definition. For instance, if it's doing a repertory reading of "The Crucible."
I believe "My Breast Friend" was a popular series of stag films in the 1970s.
Parking lot danger: running over used diapers.