(Sharon Stone's character's) bisexuality is only hinted at, blowing a ripe opportunity for hot sex between Stone and the sensuous as ever Charlotte Rampling.
Um, wait, so that's a bad thing? I'm pretty sure America doesn't want to see Sharon Stone and Charlotte Rampling (combined age: 108) have hot sex. (It was bad enough when Charlotte Rampling flashed the gardener during "Swimming Pool.")
I wonder if this reviewer was also upset that Judi Dench and Maggie Smith never made out in "Ladies in Lavender"? (They didn't, right?)